I'm bad at everything.

Well, Blogs.
I'm not a blogger by any means, but there are a couple of things that give me faith.
One. I was reading my sister's and my cousin's blogs earlier today so I figured, how hard could it be?
although this does present a few problems. such as. I'm not funny. Nor do I have anything important to write about such as nutrition and replacing ramen as a staple in my diet. So there is the issue of what I'm actually going to write about. But I guess that will fix itself in time.
Two. It's not exactly like anyone can be terrible at blogging right? I only have a few things to watch. such as my vocabulary, being non-repetitious, and my mouth. I'm all too good at vulgarity, and offending people. I'll try to avoid that.
and Three.
I'm not good at anything.
and because I'm not good at anything, I must be good at blogging. That's how it works right?

There isn't much I have going for me. Like I said, I'm bad at everything.
I'm an average height underweight scrawny white male. I wear glasses, and I'm nerdy. But I mean, I'm not a nerd. I'm not that smart. I'm not good at things that aren't that useful anyways. such as card games.
There's not much about me that stands out. I drum, but I'm not fantastic.
I have average goals to lead an average life.
in conclusion.
I'm an average Joe.
convenient cause that's my name.

Well some things about me.

I'm Joe.
Capricorn
Drummer
I like to Swim and Drum
Euchre is my card game of choice.
And I listen to more than 16 gigs of music.
I quote obsessively, and I'm always glad when people catch it.
I am a fan of extended metaphor.
that's about it. you'll learn more as we go. so keep in touch for our next game.